CD 1 Beginner Essentials
CD 2 Advanced Basics
CD 3 Birds with a Funny Bone
CD 4 Birds with an Attitude
CD 5 for Playful Birds
CD 6 Friendly Bird phrases
CD 7 for Birds with Opinions
CD 8 Guru Bird
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Track 1: I'm reincarnated
Track 2: E = MC˛
Track 3: I know everything!
Track 4: Always buy real estate
Track 5: I'm writing a novel
Track 6: To be or not to be, that is the question
Track 7: He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword
Track 8: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Track 9: Curiosity killed the cat
Track 10: Beauty is only skin deep
Track 11: I'm a great bird
Track 12: A fool and his money are soon parted
Track 13: Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil
Track 14: Beggars can't be choosers
Track 15: Don't make a mountain out of a molehill
Track 16: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Track 17: Behind the clouds, the sun is shining
Track 18: Carpe diem!
Track 19: I like to read
Track 20: I'll live 100 years
Track 21: Your biological clock is ticking.
Track 22: Art imitates life
Track 23: Don't put all your eggs in one basket
Track 24: You're as beautiful as the day is long
Track 25: Good things come to those who wait
Track 26: A stitch in time saves nine
Track 27: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Track 28: Death is just a part of life, the LAST part.
Track 29: All is fair in love and war
Track 30: Don't worry, be happy
Track 31: I can dream can't I?
Track 32: A Jack of all trades is a master of none
Track 33: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Track 34: Eat, drink, and be merry.
Track 35: No one expects the Spanish inquisition
Track 36: A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
Track 37: Birds of a feather flock together
Track 38: You've changed my life forever
Track 39: All that glitters is not gold
Track 40: Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes
Track 41: Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me.
Track 42: I love being free. It's the best way to be.
Track 43: Every man has stupid thoughts, only wise men keep them to themselves
Track 44: I'm an international bird of mystery
Track 45: Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all
Track 46: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Track 47: I never met a bird I didn't like
Track 48: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies
Track 49: Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door
Track 50: Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your
Track 51: Blood is thicker than water
Track 52: Faith can move mountains
Track 53: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
Track 54: If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
Track 55: A picture is worth a thousand words
Track 56: A rolling stone gathers no moss
Track 57: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Track 58: What ever happened to 'Free as a bird'?
Track 59: Where's today's paper?
Track 60: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Track 61: A mind is a terrible thing to waste
Track 62: Freudian slip
Track 63: I'm not a rocket scientist
Track 64: Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home
Track 65: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Track 66: Diamonds are a bird's best friend
Track 67: Excuse me, while I contemplate my navel
Track 68: Thank you for not smoking
Track 69: Yes master
Track 70: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
Track 71: Goodbye is not an easy word to say
Track 72: Take the bull by the horns
Track 73: Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Track 74: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Track 75: Don't bite the hand that feeds you
Track 76: A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link
Track 77: Actions speak louder than words
Track 78: Don't do anything I wouldn't do
Track 79: I'm an artist
Track 80: I know kung fu
Track 81: Buy low, sell high
Track 82: Love each other
Track 83: Friends don't let friends own cats
Track 84: Eureka!
Track 85: I'm a country bird
Track 86: Read my mood ring
Track 87: Stop and smell the roses
Track 88: Welcome to my palace
Track 89: You're my grey-matter hero
Track 90: If God had meant for man to fly, he would have given you wings.
Track 91: 1 Minute Spacing track
Track 92: 10 Minute Spacing Track