CD 1 Beginner Essentials
CD 2 Advanced Basics
CD 3 Birds with a Funny Bone
CD 4 Birds with an Attitude
CD 5 for Playful Birds
CD 6 Friendly Bird phrases
CD 7 for Birds with Opinions
CD 8 Guru Bird
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Track 1: I'm a sexy bird
Track 2: I sold my virginity on Ebay
Track 3: Viagra!
Track 4: You're FIRED!
Track 5: Are you looking at me?
Track 6: I taste like chicken
Track 7: Bite me
Track 8: Have you seen my tattoo?
Track 9: As if....(sarcastic)
Track 10: Blondes have more fun
Track 11: You love me and you know it
Track 12: Bottoms up!
Track 13: C'mon! Fight like a man!
Track 14: Can you read?
Track 15: I hate crackers
Track 16: I need a drink
Track 17: Champagne taste on a beer salary
Track 18: Dirty rotten scoundrels (angry)
Track 19: Bikinis and speedos
Track 20: Ambulance chaser!
Track 21: Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Track 22: Do these feathers make my rump look big?
Track 23: Do you call THIS food?
Track 24: Don't be a party pooper
Track 25: Don't call us, we'll call you.
Track 26: Don't spit on the floor
Track 27: Fashion victim
Track 28: Silicone Implants!
Track 29: Gag me with a spoon
Track 30: Hey baby
Track 31: Hey big boy
Track 32: Hey, I'm the other white meat
Track 33: Hi sexy
Track 34: How's it hangin'?
Track 35: Howdy, stud
Track 36: I escaped the zoo, for this
Track 37: I get paid Chicken feed
Track 38: I know where you sleep
Track 39: I need a date
Track 40: I wanna cracker
Track 41: Mary Jane lives here
Track 42: The time is 4;20
Track 43: I grew hemp
Track 44: I'm naked
Track 45: I'll poop on your head
Track 46: I want a boyfriend
Track 47: I want a girlfriend
Track 48: I want a Lazy Boy
Track 49: I'd like a sponge bird bath
Track 50: I'll have a martini
Track 51: I'm a bad bird
Track 52: I'm a lover
Track 53: I'm bad
Track 54: I'm priced cheap
Track 55: Let's get piercings
Track 56: Loser
Track 57: No problaymo
Track 58: Not the face!
Track 59: I lost my passport
Track 60: Not tonight, I've got a headache
Track 61: Oh, my God!
Track 62: Oooo, that tickles
Track 63: Put some clothes on
Track 64: She knows the milkman
Track 65: Show me the money!
Track 66: Someone here smells
Track 67: Tacos or hotdogs?
Track 68: That is such a cheap knockoff
Track 69: The devil made me do it
Track 70: This isn't a nudist colony
Track 71: Up against the wall! and spread 'em!
Track 72: We need to work on your attitude
Track 73: Where's my swimsuit?
Track 74: Where's the fire?
Track 75: Who cut the cheese?
Track 76: Who made this mess?
Track 77: Don't hold your breath
Track 78: Why I oughta
Track 79: You bit off more than you could chew
Track 80: You have got to be kidding me
Track 81: A face only a mother could love
Track 82: You have lipstick on your collar
Track 83: You smell bad
Track 84: You're a day late and a dollar short
Track 85: You're a pansy
Track 86: You're gonna get it
Track 87: You're just my type
Track 88: You're outta here
Track 89: Too sexy for my cage
Track 90: Where's the party?
Track 91: 1 Minute Spacing track
Track 92: 10 Minute Spacing Track